Get OFF the phone and DRIVE

Who ever has one of those stickers, please contact me. I will buy 3 dozen and stick them on every unoccupied car I see. Won't I be popular?!

Raise your hand if you've never had an interaction on the roads with some dimwit talking, texting, emailing with their phone in one hand and the wheel in the other.. going 80+ mph up the arse of the car in front of them? or doing 30 in a 65 zone..

No one? wow. Imagine that. The silence is indeed deafening.

Now that I possibly have your attention...

If you are indeed one of these people... your actions are stupid. Thats right, I'm going to call you or your spouse, child, best friend, friend with benefits, partner, coworker, boss, etc STUPID.

It's not funny watching a person swerve into your lane.. because their having an "important conversation". What is more important than getting from point A to point B on our overstuffed roads? If you want to die, do NOT attempt to take me with you. I won't be impressed and I will go road rage on you, alive or dead. That is, if I can catch you while you accelerate to mach 1, switch 5 lanes cutting off 4 cars in the process and attempt to give your car wings.. all while having an "important conversation". Morons.

"Yea sorry officer, I was having an important conversation. I killed 6 people because so and so wanted to know where something was NOW". Bunch of morons. I'd love to be a fly on that wall.

Dangerous. Just as dangerous as driving drunk. I do hope that puts it into some perspective.
Don't text, don't talk, don't plaster your face with warpaint, don't type on your laptop (oh yes I've seen many people do it)..

JUST DRIVE

I'm gonna make a big sign.. on white cardboard with a black sharpie pen.. with thick letters that says get off the phone and drive and hold it out the window whenever my sister takes me down the road. Good for a laugh. Maybe I will take pictures of people giving me the finger. Those ones are way past stupid. Perhaps you'll see pictures soon.